Monday, February 02, 2009

Was my face red........

Children sure know how to keep us humble!



Imagine, you are shopping in Walmart. Say you happen to be about 5 mos pregnant (already!) and in desperate need of antacids, b/c the heartburn is killing you. Your shopping cart contains one adorable, mischievious lil 22 month old boy, plus a sweet lil 4 yr old girl riding on the back of the cart, with your big strong responsible 5 (almost 6!) yr old boy helping you push the load. You browse the antacid aisle, select the flavour you want (WOW! There are a lot to choose from!), drop it in your cart, leave the aisle and continue on shopping. You notice that people seem to be awful cheerful and friendly, smiling and staring-but you're used to that. Hey, you're out shopping with 3 small children, and it's rather obvious you are expecting a fourth!


When-suddenly-you realize to your horror that your adorable 22 month old is chewing on something, that seems to be catching everyone's attention....And it's NOT the container of antacid you just popped in there either!







NOPE! It's a BRIGHTLY COLOURED box of some sort of kinky c*nd*ms!! Now who thought to put the contraceptive aisle on the opposite side of the antacids??!




LOL! Yes, I know one should make note of what these lil monkeys can reach, and I am truly glad it wasn't a mouthful of aspirin or something. What a good reminder for me, for sure!!


In any case, it sure sped up our shopping trip!!

3 comments:

Lisa said...

Oh my goodness!!! That is way too funny!

Lisa

Lori-Dawn said...

ROFL,
So did'ya buy them?? hehe

Anonymous said...

Cringe, cringe.
That's pretty amusing...
What a monkey!

ME